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Brain Snack

Patience isn’t a virtue. Its what you hope the

Other guy has when you steal  all his stuff.


Nothing comes to he who waits.He who

Waits often ends up shit out of luck.


Money grows on trees.Old growth especially.


Common sense is not  common.  Its not rare either

What it is for the most part is boring..


More is more. Stop trying to be interesting.


Imitation is not the highest form of flattery . A compliment

Does the job nicely.


Comfort food isn’t comforting so much as it is. Fattening


Home cooking very often  is just so so.


Love isn’t a four letter word . It is a twenty six letter word

If you add all up all the pain and suffering.


Numbers lie all the time.


Objective truth isn’t necessarily the whole  truth

When it comes to good sex.



Government does not have  your back.

It prefers to  breaks your back.



Honesty is not the best policy if you are ambitious.


Until death do us part is not a vow, its a sentence.


Derek Earl Houghton


 
 
 

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