Conspiracy Theory

I believe all conspiracy theories.

I will resist all rational explanation, 

no matter who offers it,

No matter how respected, 

no matter how qualified.

No matter what the evidence proves.

The more outrageous the better. 

I want them to tear their hair.

I want them to stomp their feet 

I want them to grumble how backward I am, 

How gullible and stupid I am.

I want to get even.

I want to return the one hundred year old insult. 

Derek Earl Houghton