Adorable

A rather lovely young woman I once dated told me I was adorable.

I was quick to disavow her of this notion.

The burden of adorable is too great a yoke to put upon my shoulders.

I am even less a selfish, pugnatious rougue, but it would be my preference to be

known as such.

I prefer a low bar to a high one, for my feet need never leave the ground.